Aw man…I missed this the other day. Fun stuff from the Times:
One idea: offer a prize to anyone that can prove they went to all four games. Maybe a T-shirt that reads: “I Survived the Mets-Pirates series.’’ Or one that reads: “Aaargh! Pirates vs. Mets, Sept. 13-16, 2010.” That one works as pirate talk, and as commentary.
The article comes with a nice mockup of the T.
Maybe we can have a Mets reality show called the citi field intervention, actually two shows.
The first for the fans, to wean them away from their terrible addiction and unrequited love for blue and orange.
The second for those imposters in uniforms, to beat it out of them until they tell us where they hid the real players.
Viewership would be about as low as the attendance figures.
I thought the Bill of Rights protected us from cruel and unusual punishment.