The Apple: A Mets News Blog That’s 0% Accurate, 100% Funny: 12 Days Of Metsmas: Daniel Murphy Stars In A Christmas Classic…Die Hard

Wonderful..and click thru to the link to see a hilarious image.  I can’t tell you what it is or it spoils the joke.  This is the kind of stuff that wins a man a Mazzilli Award.

Terrorists have broken into Citi Field on Christmas Eve and are trying to steal what little money the Wilpons have left.  Unfortunately for the terrorists, they didn’t count on one thing: Daniel Murphy.

via The Apple: A Mets News Blog That’s 0% Accurate, 100% Funny: 12 Days Of Metsmas: Daniel Murphy Stars In A Christmas Classic…Die Hard.