Leave Kirk in Center Seat

Dear Colactus,

Look at this picture.

It doesn’t look right, does it?

You know why?

KIRK BELONGS IN CENTER (SEAT/FIELD)

The season is off to a fine start and this kid is playing so well I can even spell Nieuwenhuis without looking.  (I think).

I was kind of excited for Andres Torres during the off-season, but ask yourself this – is there any chance he can play BETTER than Captain Kirk?  No.

If you don’t think you can lose a job to injury go interview Joe Montana.

Leave Kirk in the center.  It’s where he belongs.  You’ll be putting him back where he belongs as soon as V’Ger or a Whale Probe attacks Earth anyway.

I’m wondering how the non-boycotting protesters are doing.  You know, the whole negative nellie crowd from the off-season.  I hope they aren’t watching Mets baseball.

I don’t want to see a single beat writer tweeting negative Jose Reyes stats after the winter those guys had.  The Mets ae cheap and the Wilpons are stupid.  Stick to your storyline beat writers.

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