The Mets All Star Game cap is atrocious. Take a look.

The Mets (and by the Mets I mean Daniel Murphy, All-Star) will be wearing these in the game because baseball has to ruin everything. Yuckity yuck yuck yuck yuck.  But yes I am a capitalist and will try to sell you some as soon as I get an affiliate link.  What a hypocrite I am.

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9 Replies to “The Mets All Star Game cap is atrocious. Take a look.”

  1. metspolice Is there a name for that stupid, doofy brim shape? I agree. It is disgusting.

  2. “BrianSokoloff: metspolice Is there a name for that stupid, doofy brim shape? I agree. It is disgusting.” “Twins Idiotic” (TM)

  3. @metspolice BrianSokoloff metspolice It’s a flat brim, often sported by fans of jamtronica bands such as the Disco Biscuits. You may see the look accessorized with glow rings and blink, sparkly stuff. To paraphrase a classic line, there’s no Untz in baseball.

  4. metspolice You represent your team wearing a hat that your team does wear? Wonderful. We are one step away from ASG uniforms like NBA.

  5. metspolice That is hideous. I actually thought the July 4 caps were pretty decent for an alternate cap.

  6. metspolice do they make every hat with the wide brim. Only rappers pull that look off.

  7. metspolice Ick. Let’s all look like gas station attendants. …(ummm, not that there’s anything wrong with that)

  8. metspolice Will it look any better at 40% off in 2 weeks? Asking for a friend…

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