Can this man throw a strike for Mets first pitch?

Tonight's first pitch thrower dude guy.
Tonight’s first pitch thrower dude guy.

Big exciting event tonight when Media Goon throws out the first pitch at Citi Field tonight (Goat Boy is throwing out some other pitch, semantics, who cares, Goon is going on the field and throwing a ball) as part of the Group Outing he put together.

We know from QBC14 that Goon has an accurate arm (he dunked Rusty on the first try) but how good is he over distance? Will the pressure get to him?

This should be very exciting.  I won’t be there as I have spent most of the last 39 years trying to not spend time with Goon and I have to root on my Tampa Bay Lightning tonight.  Go Lightning.