Matt Harvey: 2 scoreless innings (The Dark Knight Returns Yet Again)

Hey what a nice start for Team Insurrection Italy and The Dark Knight.  Mets fans will be clamoring for Matty Baseball to return to Queens before you know it!  Man, the World Baseball Classic sure is awesome.

I’m not really sure who the Uni Lions are.  Maybe these guys..

The Uni-President 7-Eleven Lions, stylized as Uni-President 7-ᴇʟᴇᴠᴇn Lions, also known as Uni-Lions, are a professional baseball team playing in the Chinese Professional Baseball League.

Wow. Impressive. Congratulations to The Dark Knight and Team Insurrection Italy manager and Donald Trump supporter Mike Piazza.