Winter Shopping At Mets.Com

If you get on an MLB.com mailing list they will absolutely bombard you with offers.  As a civilian it’s annoying, but as a blogger it’s gold.  I don’t know if anyone else enjoys my shopping trips, but I enjoy them.

This coat is unacceptable.  Why would you buy this?  It’s not even a good looking coat.  The NY is tiny.   Just buy a winter coat.  I don’t need to know you’re a Mets fan during a snowstorm.

I’m not even cherry picking ugly items.  These are the items that were on the cover sheet of the email.

If you are wearing this hat you better be a very very hot chick.


Finally, something acceptable.   A blue pinstriped toybox.  There are rumors that next year the toybox won’t have pinstripes, except on Sunday when it will be yellow.  

Ugh.  Why don’t you and Shinjo and Tom Glavine go hang out together and wear this crap.   The black is even uglier on civilian-wear than it is on an actual baseball player.   There’s just no need for this stuff.

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