Keith Hernandez walks into a supermarket….and this guy blogged about it
I just grinned and pointed to our advertised specials.
Unfazed (and clearly unimpressed by half-off mozzarella) he kept moving down the aisle, stopping momentarily to eyeball some other products in the cooler. I had to act quickly if I was to make good on this moment and salvage my self-respect.
The Mets game is boring and if you don’t have Burn Notice on your DVR this will help you kill 5 minutes.