You know who is on duty tonight? Me!
First up this MTA sign is dumb

Oh, DON’T step in the gap. Got it.
Next, I respect this A’s fan

And since “the Mets”‘ are taking photos of these guys I guess you can climb up on the Apple

Bad Wagner

More to come! I have nowhere to be. I’m ready for 7 rain delays and/or 30 innings.