Today is Majestic’s Jersey Day. You’re supposed to wear your jersey to work/school/the game. I call that Most Days. Anyway, Uni Watch tells us that…
The Mets will be pulling the same stunt on May 25. Which is a Sunday. Which means the “work and school” thing won’t apply. (Maybe they want you to wear your jersey to church.) No word on which of the Mets’ 17 jerseys fans are supposed to wear, but I suppose Majestic doesn’t really care as long as you buy a jersey for the occasion. Honestly, how can these people even stand to look at themselves in the mirror?
And you all know off the top of your head that May 25th is of course Banner Day. So the Mets want us to were jerseys on Banner Day? No problem Mets.