Is Mr. Met a master of space and time?

Yesterday Mr. Met was in Houston…

…while he was in Queens…

Is there a Mr. Met Jet that can bring him halfway across the country in less than an hour? Does he have transporter technology? Is he the 13th Doctor?

And why would he change jerseys while changing locations?

You don’t suppose that there are….nah, can’t be.

(My apologies to whoever tipped me to this on twitter yesterday, I kept bad notes while sunning myself on Better Than Wright’s Deck.)

The Mets Police
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