You didn’t think we’d get through a day without LOLMets. Cheese Louise…
Wake up arrived at 6 a.m. sharp. Did you know that after the threat of Cold War diminished, all of the country’s civil defense sirens were housed at Citi Field, for the express purpose of scaring the shit out of slumbering sleepover attendees? If I were the type of the person to own a gun, I would 100 percent have started shooting the moment the blaring cacophony of chimes, bells and throaty commands to WAKE UP punctured my peaceful doze
via What It’s Like To Spend The Night At Citi Field: Gothamist.
