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Check out this Snazzy T-Shirt which is just $21.99. And now your Frequently Asked Questions

HEY THAT’S PRETTY SNAZZY.  HOW CAN I GET ONE?

You click this link and pre-order one for $21.99.   If a certain number of you pre-order it then it gets made and shipped to you.  If we don’t hit the number, then the shirt doesn’t exist.  You will only be able to pick up this shirt for the next 21 days.

 

YOU RIPPED OFF THIS T-SHIRT SELLING MODEL FROM UNI WATCH DIDN’T YOU?

Pay attention, a good 60% of this website is a Uni Watch ripoff.  And yep, they totally inspired me.  I loved the t-shirt I got from them.  You should get one too.  In face stop reading this post and check out their t-shirt collection and buy one of theirs.

Slightly more seriously, yeah I bought a Uni Watch shirt and wore it yesterday and I really liked it.

Then this morning it snowed and I was sitting at the breakfast table and started messing round on tee-spring and made a half-ass version of what you are seeing above.  I emailed my concept to @medigaoon who is better at design than I am, and he sent this back.  We argued about colors for a while.

 

I THOUGHT YOU HATED BLUE ON BLACK?

I totally do.  However, this blog is openly capitalist and I know that the kids today like blue on black.

 

SO YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE?

Totally.  Open hypocrite sellout capitalist.  I am even considering building a mall on my side yard.  Hopefully we sell ten million of these so I can build condos too.

 

 

STOP BEING A SMARTASS, WHAT’S THE STORY?

I liked what Paul did.  Sketched a concept.  Bounced it to ‘Goon.  Decided if we sell a few and our openly capitalistic blog makes a few bucks that’s cool.  We don’t do the blog for just money but openly like money.

 

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH THE T-SHIRT GUY?

You mean Darren?  Yes.  In fact his shirts are way better than anything we ever come up with and you know that.  Please visit The 7 Line now and buy his t-shirts.

 

ARE YOU BEING A SMART ASS AGAIN?

No.  Darren’s stuff is great.  You know that.  If you look back ‘Goon and I have done one t-shirt a year usually around this time of year.

 

OK I AM GONNA GET ONE.  WHAT DO I DO?

Click here.  $21.99.