Ha, my brain usually assumes Greg is writing for F&F, but when I got to this part I was like “this is gonna be Jason.” Yes. Yes it is. Love it.
The Yankees are a perfectly fine 10-7 and tied for first place. (Plus, you know, rings and shit.) But they’re old and fragile, they play boring baseball, their announcers are terrible, their park’s a corporate mausoleum, and their self-awareness of their own undeniably rich history has curdled into an embarrassing haste to frantically dry-hump anything they can monetize