High crown flat brim caps are a scourge against humanity

My go-to cap was a little smelly this morning so I grabbed my Mets floral cap and….yuck.
 
 Stupid high crown. Stupid flat brim. Stupid too hard to curve flat brim that bends like a V. Awful.
 
 Low crown, curved brim. Like you are Christy Mathewson.
 
 High crown must die. Piano man must die.
 
 

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