Update- Now Sandy is saying there is no trade…. But I like this song anyway….so you guys can still sing along even though its wrong now…
This is what I imagine Sandy singing right now… To the tune of Scotty doesn’t know from the movie Eurotrip.
Terry doesn’t know,
That Sandy and Buddy,
Traded Wilmer and Zack earlierToday.
He tells him he’s on the team ,
This will prob be a meme,
Still he’s out of Queens, and…
Terry doesn’t know, oh.
Terry doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Terry!
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL Terry!
Wilmer says he’s out shortstopping,
But he’s going to Milwaukee and Is not stopping.
Cause Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Terry.
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….
DON’T TELL Terry!
I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While Sandy right behind you busting.
Sandy’s got Milwaukee on the phone,
and he’s trying not to groan.
It’s a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Terry.
Cause Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….
SO DON’T TELL Terry!
We’ll put on a show, everyone will go.
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….
The parking lot, why not?
It’s so cool when you’re on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz…
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know.
Trader Wheeler also today .
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Terry.
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….
Terry will know,
Terry has to know,
Terry’s gotta know,
Gonna tell Terry,
Gonna tell him myself.
Terry has to know,
Terry has to know,
Terry has to,
Terry has to,
Terry has to know!
Terry doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Terry)
Terry doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Terry)
Terry doesn’t know…
Terry’s gotta know!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU….
