Honey, I had the weirdest dream.
The Mets traded Wilmer Flores and Zack Wheeler for Carlos Gomez.
Yes I know Wheeler had Tommy John surgery and it makes no sense that the Brewers would trade for him.
And Terry left Flores in the game after he was traded.
Yes yes I know a major league team would never do that.
And then Flores started to cry. And David Wright was there and tried to make him feel better.
And then SNY showed Terry’s press conference almost live and I think he was cursing.
No, I know SNY doesn’t do that but it seemed so real.
And then Sandy told us we all made up the trade and it was twitter’s fault or something.
Ok let’s go back to bed. Sorry I woke you.