1. I hope Sandy Alderson is OK.
2. Read #1 again
3. Read #1 again again.
OK now that we get that I’m not a total a-hole, I’m posting this much like the Terry news. I know that you’ve seen it on 5,000 other feeds by now, but it’s weird if I don’t mention it. So I am mentioning it.
4. Read #1 again.
Now that we’ve done all that, this is a great joke. And it’s just a joke and we hope Sandy is OK.
The Mets say Sandy Alderson is fine, but I’m expecting to hear about his Tommy John surgery on Friday. In all seriousness, hope he’s OK.
— D.J. Short (@djshort) November 4, 2015