SLACKISH REACTION: The Mets lost 8-1 in the most boring game in the history of Major League Baseball. Gsellman had little, the bullpen had less, and the offense less than that. The Mets are 2-3 and so were the 1986 Mets (and the 2015 Mets). Relax.

JOSE WATCH: Jose Reyes is 1 for 19 but man does he have a nice smile.
The Mets were once again floating that nonsense that Reyes could play in the outfield. That cannot be a legitimate plan, if it is a plan – then why did the Mets let him play in the WBC, and then when he came back they couldn’t have found one inning to try him out there. You’re going to just stick him there randomly? Rea;;y?
The newspapers have a generic “wrote it early” Harvey article. I don’t know what this sort of column still exists. It’s like from the age of dinosaurs. No need to read.
Here’s the cool disco version of Meet the Mets they played on SNY last night.
I almost broke my TV last night when Keith didn’t know tonight is a night game. Come on Keith, pay at least a little attention to the job. Ron is doing the next few games and then Keith rejoins in Miami, so Keith’s mind was probably just on his 8am flight.
And that’s it. Not much to talk about today. Enjoy the sunny Sunday afternoon and we can all meet up at 8pm.