Mets Morning Laziness: The Dark Knight Returns From Suspension

The circus will be back in town today!  It’s been a while.

Slackish Reaction:  The Mets win in the bottom of the 9th!  Very exciting.  I even saw it, although I had moved over to The Sleeping Couch.  I decided I’m not giving baseball more than three hours.  These games are long, slow and boring and The Commish needs to do something.  So come 10:10pm, goodbye SNY (and you guys know I swore off WOR until hey fix the audio).  Anyway, Mets win and they even pinch-hit Cabrerba, so I expect we will find out that the pinch hitting assignment made his thumb worse because Queens.

Sterlingitis:  did you hear Gare start to call a MASSIVE HOME RUN BY JAY BRUCE late in the  game?  Fly out.  Gare is not seeing the ball well this season.  Very strange.

Adam Wilk was DFA’d.  Get your collector’s item game worn Wilk jerseys.

But the news is all Matt Harvey.

  1.  Page Six says he was out the night before for Cinco De Mayo
  2. This link suggests someone somehow made Matt Harvey think he was a star before he actually was.  Wow, who knew?
  3. One newspaper has begun The Running Out Of Town
  4. We start to hear teammates don’t love TDK as the rest of us do
  5. and ICYMI the Heyman piece is great.  Matt in his pajamas at home.

 

Mets Police predicts more will come out today.  The story is all there if you can put it together.