Wow, Mother’s Day is the New Years Eve of Bagel Stores or however I was supposed to phrase that. Lots of Bagel Amateurs this morning.
SLACKISH REACTION: As I mentioned in a post, I am down on Saturday Night Baseball because I want to do Other Things. I played some FIFA and then watched Patriots Day which was pretty good, and then Suicide Squad which was like the 2017 Mets in that it seems good, but then you watch it and it’s a mess, and the Batman parts suck.
HOLY COW AS I TYPE AND GOOGLE METS I JUST LEARNED JOSE REYES PLAYED CENTER FIELD. Fire everyone and everything. Fire fire fire fire fire.
Holy crap I hate this team. Fire everyone and everything, Fire fire fire fire.
Anyway the Mets lost 11-4, and you’re all starting to realize Gsellman isn’t that good. Uh oh.
And the Mets wore pink.
Anyway the sun is out and it’s Mother’s Day. Take a day off from baseball and do something else today. The stupid Mets and the idiots playing Reyes in CF will be there tomorrow for you. (Normally I’d advise you to listen on the radio, but I can’t in good conscience submit you to WAH WAH)
I didn’t even watch the damn game and I am annoyed at this team.
