Before we even get to the Mets stuff, we need to talk about bagel stores. You people really need to get your act together. There are no new flavors this week. The last innovation in bagels was the jalapeño bagel and that was about 15 years ago. There are plain, salt, egg, everything, pumpernickel, onion, garlic and maybe like two more. Pick from that menu.
Now that you have ordered your bagels – GET OUT OF THE WAY. You don’t need to stand in front of the glass as your server places the bagel. You also are spending about 90 cents on food so you don’t get to point and say “that one….the other one in the corner…no not that one, the one next to it…”
Finally, stop turning this into a meal. Someone ordered whitefish this morning. Get all your butter and cream cheese and Taylor Ham at the supermarket on Tuesday and leave all that out of the bagel store. Just say “6 plain, one onion” (or whatever your mix is) and GET OUT OF THE WAY.
Now onto the Mets:
SLACKISH REACTION: The Mets won! I took Saturday Night off, which I can’t encourage you to do highly enough. Saturday Night is a great night for seeing friends, leaving the house, watching a movie, emptying the DVR….basically anything but spending time with Joe Buck and A-Rod.
STUFF I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT: Jose Reyes got his 2000th hit so everyone loves him again despite his past behavior and everyone being ready to DFA him on April 30th, which I wish the Mets had done. You guys would cheer for (insert historic bad guy) if he got two hits in a Mets uniform. I also couldn’t care less about how many games Terry managed.
DON’T CLICK THIS: the newspapers have boring filler articles about where the Mets might get bullpen help, or how Terry has lasted longer than anyone thought, or that Mike Trout exists, or about a hypothetical situation where the Mets have too many healthy outfielders (this is Queens, that will be a problem for about four innings.) The sun is out, don’t bother with any of that.
@metspolice I only listen to WOR for Mets games & I can tell you, that you are totally right. Their audio is awful..exactly like you point out.
— AARP*Goddess (@AAARPGodess) May 21, 2017
