Mets Police Morning Laziness: Thor Bobble Dong

Well I woke up to a headline “Mets produce bobblehead with striking resemblance to a dong” which is a great way to start the morning!  Now THAT gets a link.  (Also unlikely to find that on the SNY blog)

 

Anyway, 12pm start today (or 12:10 or whatever) so Gary Cohen is PROBABLY ALREADY AWAKE! Can you imagine having to be at work by 9am on a weekday?!

Expect tons of campers chanting Let’s Go Mets and a quick boring “let’s get out of here, we have a long flight” kind of effort.    Gary has a big week of travel coming up, he’s not gonna like this.

SLACKISH REACTION:  I dunno, I played volleyball all night.  I checked on the score and it was 7-0, I see they won 7-3.  Trade JDG high.

I know we’re supposed to get in a tizzy that Cespedes dyed is hair, but I don’t care at all.

The newspaper tells me Walker hopes to return.  I would hope so.  Not linking.

Cabrera willing to play third.  But that’s Rosario’s job!  (Why is Rosario playing third in the minors????)

I like this story that some kids invaded the GKR booth to ask for autographs.  I didn’t see it and I am not dealing with newspaper pop-ups, but you can.

Jay Bruce says the Mets would be crazy not to trade him.  I like how he thinks. I also think the Mets should consider re-signing him (and a reminder that you can do both.)

8am already?  I better get this thing published.  Click.