Well I woke up to a headline “Mets produce bobblehead with striking resemblance to a dong” which is a great way to start the morning! Now THAT gets a link. (Also unlikely to find that on the SNY blog)
Um… you guys… what’s up with Mjoilnir’s handle? (cc @andysignore) pic.twitter.com/mD7BYXSo12
— Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) July 19, 2017
Anyway, 12pm start today (or 12:10 or whatever) so Gary Cohen is PROBABLY ALREADY AWAKE! Can you imagine having to be at work by 9am on a weekday?!
Expect tons of campers chanting Let’s Go Mets and a quick boring “let’s get out of here, we have a long flight” kind of effort. Gary has a big week of travel coming up, he’s not gonna like this.
SLACKISH REACTION: I dunno, I played volleyball all night. I checked on the score and it was 7-0, I see they won 7-3. Trade JDG high.
I know we’re supposed to get in a tizzy that Cespedes dyed is hair, but I don’t care at all.
The newspaper tells me Walker hopes to return. I would hope so. Not linking.
Cabrera willing to play third. But that’s Rosario’s job! (Why is Rosario playing third in the minors????)
I like this story that some kids invaded the GKR booth to ask for autographs. I didn’t see it and I am not dealing with newspaper pop-ups, but you can.
Jay Bruce says the Mets would be crazy not to trade him. I like how he thinks. I also think the Mets should consider re-signing him (and a reminder that you can do both.)
8am already? I better get this thing published. Click.