Mets Police Morning Laziness: get on the Mickey Jannis train before it’s trendy!

SLACKISH REACTION: Jeremy Blevins from Earth-2 crossed the time stream and tweeted this about a similar organization with similar owners, but he cannot be for real with this.

NOT LINKING: In other news, the one guy who asked out, Asdrubel Cabrera continues his time in Mets Purgatory as the Mets picked up his option. You will never be able to leave Mwahahahahaha. Anyway you can read 50 articles about something about which all you needed was the headline.

NOT LINKING: Pravda wants the Mets to get Todd Frazier for THREE YEARS. They need to look at his stats more carefully and ask themselves what happens if MLB gets a normal batch of baseballs next season.

AN ACTUAL LINK: Pretend you know who Mickey Jannis with the knuckleball is and impress your friends!

Meanwhile this is funny.

Hey you know how the World Series did great and all and I’m a cranky old man who complains about late starts and how the youngsters don’t like the sport….

But you know, baseball is doing great,  I want you to sit and stare at those numbers for a while everyone.  The NBA Finals beats the World Series in total viewers.  Read. Study. Think. Keep telling me I am wrong about baseball killing itself and that I am wrong when I tell you baseball has no SuperStars.  Not one person who played in the World Series is a superstar.  Not one.

Missed this the other day but Keith Hernandez messed up and apologized.