Nice to see Matt Harvey surface. For weeks any MH search has been gummed up by people tweeting about Harvey Weinstein.
SLACKISH REACTION: I am in Maryland at a soccer tournament. Down here they have these horrible Speed Zone Camera Traps (thank you Waze!!!!).
So here’s how it works: You’re driving. Everyone is driving fine. Now, for seemingly no reason, the speed limit drops 10mph and has a Camera Enforced sign. Now you have the mix of people who saw it, and the assholes riding your butt because they want you to drive the 40 that would be the logical speed for this road, and was 2 seconds ago, but now it’s 30 and you’re driving like grandma. Locals tell me this isn’t one of those “15-17 over” leeway things…you do 32 and a ticket shows up in the mail. So the net effect is that instead of driving safely in the flow, you wind up staring at the speedometer for a mile until this hell zone exits. I could never live in Maryland.
Also you’re a horrible horrible person for hoping the soccer team gets blown out in the 10am game so that I don’t have to sit in a cold car until 3pm for the championship game and then drive home on 95 on a Sunday night. You act like I want them to get their ass kicked so we can be on the road by 11:30. That’s just not cool guys. I totally want them to win so we can sit around for 4 hours then maybe even win the championship game so we can stick around another hour getting trophies and taking pictures and hitting 95 at 6pm on a Sunday.
SO BAD YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CLICK ON IT: Let’s give this guy his clicks. He has the Mets getting Manny Machado and Dee Gordon. Sure. Right.
NOT LINKING: The newspaper asks COULD the Mets and Yankees fight over free agents. Yes they COULD. Also the Mets and Twins COULD fight over free agents. COULD articles are stupid and you should never read them ever.
