Why do schools have delays today? Back in my day…..
SLACKISH REACTION: The Spin Doctors are out. The newspaper is selling us that the Mets’ new star is MICKEY CALLAWAY. Guys, if you have the right lineup and a pitching coach I can do this job. Total nonsense. A snow job if you would.
More Spin: Michael Conforto tells the newspaper that the Mets can win without big names. Maybe, but you need humans to play your spot in the OF and at 2B (lol) Michael.
Every day nothing makes me happier than the idea that the Mets can’t find someone to plays second base. Great job Sandy.
The Mets signed Anthony Swarzak! You of course know all about Swarzak’s resume so I wont bother to tell you here. The Mets weren’t even excited enough about this to have Media Relations Intern #5 send me a note about it, but I have twitter and will not be defeated!
That’s it. We are back to No Mets News and I have to deal with snow delays. Enjoy your day Mets fans.
