Mets Police Morning Laziness: Collusion, Thorburger, Uni Stuff, 93 Mets and lots of Not Linking!

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS:  No. Look man we can’t get new players ever day.

SLACKISH REACTION: everyone is irate that the Mets didn’t get McCutchen even though Bruce is cheaper, we know Bruce can play in Queens and that you don’t trade a prospect for someone who will only be here a year in a year you’re not going to win.  But hey the pitchforks need to be out for something.

LINKS!

You should read this thing on Yahoo suggesting that there might be collusion among the owners not to sign FAs.  Of course the Wilpons are not playing along, but that’s not #TheNarrative.  Anyway, read it.

You should also click through to Uni Watch for some great stuff about the Mets usher(ette) uniforms from the early days of Shea.  Trust me.

It’s the 25th Anniversary of the 1993 Mets – and from there a link to some great vintage Fred Wilpon stuff.  Fred will never let this happen again!

Mets Fantasy Camp remembered Anthony Young on the scoreboard.

NOT LINKING: one newspaper has clickbait about The Reason the Mets didn’t get McCutchen.  They didn’t want to give up Nimmo for a rental.  I just told you this.  Not linking.

Also Not Linking to: Jacob deGrom wants to win the Cy Young.   That’s nice.  I hope all the pitchers have the same goal, all the players want to win the MVP and everyone has their sights on the World Series.  No?   Not linking.

Also not linking: Thor mentioned he’d like a Thorburger at Citi Field.  I bet he will get one but not called that lest the Marvel people get sad.

And Really Not Linking Bro:  wow the MLB Propaganda page actually wrote the Mets Season Depends On Their Pitching article.  Holy crap man, that’s like First Blog Post lame.   Even the newest writer (I think #74 but who is counting) at Amazing Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report wouldn’t hand that in.  Please at least try.

OK School is closed. Got it. Stop robe-calling me.