Hey, Jeff is all over me to announce the Free Shirts now because Jay Bruce leaked one yesterday.
I know, but that dopey ass blogger is just going to make fun of them anyway.
Yeah, so what, he’s going to do that regardless and I don’t want to have to do that stupid convention panel Saturday and I know he’ll make me do it If we don’t get these out to the public. OK what do we have for 2018?
What’s DEG ROM? oh deGrom? Are we doing a RUN DMC thing here? Didn’t the Yankees already steal that? What’s even happening?
What’s RUN-DMC?
Hall of Fame rappers from Queens.
Never heard of them.
Damn millennials.
Yeah Jay already blew up our spot on this. We couldn’t come up with some sort of Born To Run tie in or anything?
What’s Born To Run?
Springsteen.
Who?
Damn millennials.
OK what the hell is this?
Pizza box.
Why?
Pizza box.
Why?
Do you want me to show you what we’re wearing for St. Patrick’s Day?
June 1 huh? So the dumb ass blogger is right when he says that by “May” Sandy means May 30th.
Yep. Don’t tell Sandy I told you or he will figure out I’m the mole and make me go Saturday.
I’m sorry, did Darren die and his family closed up shop?
Who is Darren?
You know, the dude that has way better Apple stuff out there already?
But this one is free.
Good point.
Am I supposed to know who this is?
It’s Jose Reyes, isn’t it?
I don’t think he’s on the team.
Sandy was talking about him all last week. Something about significance, significant, I forget.
He’s not on the team.
He might be by June 22nd if he’s hot with the Long Island Ducks
TBD?
Yeah, it’s the team slogan. That’s what Jeff said when I asked him. The 2018 Mets: TBD. I ordered a whole bunch of stuff with this, should I not have?
Amazing.
Yeah.
No I mean an amazing lack of creativity. Order an extra 75 for that one blog with all the writers.
Jimi Hendrix night?
Who?
Damn milennials.
Um….there’s like 10 designs on this one t-shirt alone than everything we’ve discussed earlier. Should we rethink this whole thing?
Sorry, already ordered them.
Well you know we were actually established earlier than that. For example, there was an expansion draft in October of 1961 and how could a team that doesn’t exist draft players and….never mind.
Why did we add baseball to this?
You know about the Overwatch League?
Yeah but that’s called the Excelsior.
Well, Jeff’s been playing a lot of Fortnight and wants to call his squad the Mets.
OK screw this. He approved them right?
Yep.
OK we have other stuff to do, let’s just move on and let the blogger make fun of this crap. Let me go down the checklist…we called Zac Brown, we called 50 Cent…get me Huey Lewis on the phone.
