Lots of bagels noobs this morning. How do people not know how to order? And yes there was an idiot who was running his car. His car was on when I entered the store, presumably stayed on while I waited on line and ordered properly (6 plain. See how succinct and on point that was?) And his car was still on when I left the bagel store. Why?
SLACKISH REACTION: I’m going to declare Thor the Opening Day starter and save us all the could articles. We see the media is fawning over the guy, and Mickey Hodges already laid down groundwork that JDG might not be ready – so let’s cut the crap. Thor is your OD starter, you heard it here first.
Speaking of Thor, he really wants us to see him with his shirt off this Spring so I will comply.
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— Craig Mish (@CraigMish) March 3, 2018
ICYMI Rosario left yesterday’s game with knee soreness. He’s totally fine.
MUST READ: A good article in the Post about Mickey’s strategies. One great one is ““We are not going to throw a 130-pitch no-hitter,” Callaway said. “They are just out. They can hate me.” Mick is all about 100 pitches…so get ready for me to start throwing around “Four Inning Harvey” this year.
NOT LINKING: Here’s an actual headline (the capitalization is mine) “COULD one of these Mets’ infielders steal a spot on the big league team?” Yes, one of them COULD. The Mets COULD also sign me or COULD become a soccer team. Garbage headlines will not be linked.
