Look, Matt from New London doesn’t have the same ring, and I read on Mets Blog that we aren’t doing the whole TDK thing, so Matt from Mystic it is until I think of something.
Hey, I am totally down on this reboot where we remember that The Real Deal was originally projected as a three starter.
So let’s all remain calm and not hype that Matty went three scoreless nice enough innings. If we want Sizzle and Distractions we have the guy with the long blonde hair to entertain us all.
So let’s reboot the series. Just a nice young man trying to make a living. No hype. No naked magazine articles. No movies. No superhero. No sports cars. No super models. No Next Seaver. No nothing. That’s what made me see red last time.
Just Another Pitcher, making a living, and ready to settle down with a nice neighborhood girl from Connecticut, and fulfill his life long dream of starting for the 2019 Yankees.