SLACKISH REACTION: I told you the baseball gods would never allow the Fab 5 to be in the rotation at the same time. ICYMI Wheeler sucked last night and basically blew his spot. So all you eat with your dopey articles about The Five last week can go set those articles on fire. We should all be thankful the baseball gods only spited us with a bad outing and didn’t choose to have JDG slip on a banana peel or something. Something like….
Seems like Montero is going to need Tommy John. I see some monsters out there dancing in the streets. Look, feel bad for the human. There’s a good chance his baseball career just ended. At best it’s a long long road back. Don’t be a monster.
The Mets say ticket sales are right on pace, whatever that means (Newsday Paywall)
Shhhh the Citi Field brewery opens Sunday but don’t tell anyone.
Someone named Michael Conforto will be the DH today.
The t-shirt guy and Nas were just some of the lucky Elite Media at yesterday’s food reveal at Citi Field. A recap here even thought the gang from Pittsburgh didn’t send me anything.
Gonna suck to be a Mets fan in Philly on April 3.
NOT LINKING: Holy crap the guys at AAIMBR+ wrote about Jose Reyes.
