Would you like some crack with your $500 Noah Syndergaard baseball cap?

Don’t do this.  Just don’t.

Well we all know @mediagoon is the fool who will buy one but bro just get one not two OK?

New Era releasing hats made out of jerseys of Altuve, Bryant, Judge, Lindor, Seager, Harper, Syndergaard, Trout & Betts. Each hat limited to 90, will retail for $500 each. pic.twitter.com/xmBpm2TstH

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 12, 2018