Mets Police Morning Laziness: no they aren’t trading Syndergaard, stop it.

The Mets will dress like this for the next few days as MLB thinks Independence Week is a thing.

SLACKISH REACTION:  There was a time when Adam Rubin would have hustled and caught a Columbia Fireflies game or something, but the modern beat took the day off.   I caught up on some HBO.

I am told Gary Apple will be playing Sterling or Scully this series as he subs for Gary Cohen.  I hope we have Keith because an Apple/Ronnie booth could be a rough one.

NOT LINKING:  Lazy Blogs can remember that Joey Bats used to play for the Blue Jays.  I’m also not linking to how much the Mets paid their international draft picks.  You have no idea what any of it means and neither do I.

Please stop writing about the Mets trading Syndergaard.  He has won 5 games in two seasons and is controllable for two years.  Why the hell would you trade him now?   Also, did you know he was once in the Blue Jays system?  Yes you did, but that won’t stop lazy sites from writing about that today.

I actually wrote at length about Omar Minaya, Tim Tebow, Harvey to the Yankees, Rosario and some other stuff.

JDG shall be your only All Star, here’s why.

When I was a kid there was a horse that would run at Belmont named Third Of July.  I always liked the name and still think of that horse once a year.  Dad liked the ponies.

Once again, the site’s most read article was the recap of Harvey Day.  You guys make fun of me for doing it, but it works.

The T-Shirt people are taking their talents to Toronto.