Hey baby, Todd Frazier grinded out another 0 for 4 with the Salt & Pepper action on Friday night.
I know you Millennials would love to know Frazier Fraze’s updated OPS but MLB apparently doesn’t have any way to do that in real time, and I am writing this last night so DUNNO MILENNIALS. It was .674 and now it is less.
Todd Frazier is from New Jersey and played in the LLWS once and really should not have blocked me. You struck me down Todd and I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.