Official Todd Frazier Drinking Game Rules

Here are the rules for tonight’s Todd Frazier Drinking Game. The Mets Police encourage you to live a healthy lifestyle so do not drink at all.  Instead, to play along, eat A Healthy Vegetable.

If ESPN….

Mentions Todd Frazier once played in the LLWS, Eat A Healthy Vegetable.

Mentions that Todd met Derek Jeter, Eat A Healthy Vegetable.

Shows a photo of young Todd playing Little League or receiving a trophy or something, Eat A Healthy Vegetable.

Refers to him as the Toddfather, Eat A Healthy Vegetable.

Shows a montage of Todd with young players from earlier today, Eat A Healthy Vegetable.

Mentions that Todd is from Toms River NJ, Eat A Healthy Vegetable.

Mentions Salt & Pepper and/or Grinding It Out. Eat A Healthy Vegetable.

Uses a Frank Sinatra/Bon Jovi/Bruce Springsteen song into commercial break.  DRINK.  And by drink I of course mean eat a healthy vegetable.