Mets Police Morning Laziness: screwed by Dunkin Donuts and David Wright is back

SLACKISH REACTION:  The Donuts Chain pulled the old “hot coffee we just dumped on ice” rather than an iced coffee.  NOT COOL DONUTS CHAIN!!!  You are not fooling me.   I may start a kickstarter for readers to buy me a replacement coffee and maybe a PS4 Pro.

David Wright sort of returns tonight.  He will be around at least.  Part of me thinks the Mets are jedi mind tricking humbly brining him under their watch – that will make it easier for them to act like he can’t play  – but his mind league rehab was up so might as well join the Metsies.

Here’s a nice article about the Mets and 51’s breaking up but deciding to still be friends.  Monday is the end.  I am still unable to find out What Happens To Cosmo?

That’s it.  Even the AAIMBR has nothing.  Well they never have anything, but I think they didn’t even bother to tell us tonight’s SP.  It’s Wheeler.  Pretend they wrote “Wheeler and Mets hope to beat San Francisco!”   I love those guys.  All 74 of them.

And yeah, the Harvey recap was the #1 article yesterday.  That’s why I do them.

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