DO NOT LET MICKEY MAKE DAVID WRIGHT’S RETURN A RANDOM PINCH HITTING APPEARANCE

Mets, do you not get it?  This is the worst thing I have ever read

“I wouldn’t mind getting him in there and getting him a pinch-hit at bat when it makes sense in the Braves series,” Callaway said. (via Daily News)

No no no no no no no.  This is not how to do it now.  You have everything lined up for Saturday, don’t just have him stroll in during the 8th inning of a meaningless game.

Seriously, I volunteer to be bench coach for the week and will donate my salary to David’s charity.

DO NOT DO THIS