No, Ron Darling is not going to be the next Mets GM. Stop.

Ron Darling.

Best known for his command of the Mets minor league system, his deep relations with agents, and his deep understanding of modern analytics.

He COULD be the next GM.

Or he could stay in the booth, work 110 days, moonlight at SNY and have a nice life and not wind up hated by fans and yet another outcast in the Mets Family when things don’t end well with the Wilpons (or the fans, see Buddy Harrelson’s experience).

Stop.  Not happening.

While we’re talking Mets GM’s, I like the people who think Oakland has it all figured out.  Maybe the Mets should bring in a Moneyball type from Oakland.  Maybe an older guy, someone serious.  The kind of Marine that would command respect and bring disciple to the circus.   That will solve everything.

Stop.   So many stupid articles today.  Stop.