The t-shirt guy is coming out with new Mets Beanies. The email said there were ten but I am counting seven, unless we are counting “youth” as a different design, which would be some Sandy Alderson level truthiness. More on that below. Did someone say “perfect off-season filler content” – yes I believe they did!
First up it’s the Banner Block Beanie
That’s nice. I would be your friend if you wore that. How about the Vintage Stripe
Too much. Might be OK on a nice looking college age woman, but gonna look terrible on @mediagoon
How about the Wintry Pom?
That works. Again, I’m getting a “better on a woman” vibe from these. Hopefully some macho beanies are coming in this post. Maybe the Chilled Cuff….
This one is giving me a Rangers vibe and that’s not good. Not sure what’s happening with the block letter N E W Y O R K. Hard pass.
On to the women’s collection, the Snowy Stripe looks nice
I like that one a lot. How about the Cozy Cable?
Very nice. I would date the heck out of the Mets fan in that except for the part where I’m like 50, fat and oh yeah married. Next time. Finally, we have the Jose Reyes of beanies, the Snowbank
Hard pass all around. What’s even going on here? This is an ugly beanie pretending to be Mets related by having the smallest possible NY on it. Hard pass. Unworthy of the t-shirt fashion line. This makes the M cap look like the Mona Lisa.
Anyway back to there being “10” new caps….very Aldersonesque use of language….
That’s not TEN new designs that is seven. Are we going to start saying EXCITING NEW THREE T-SHIRT DESIGNS DROP and then we find out it’s the same print but in S M and L? No, we’re not. This is not ten, this is seven.
Beanies available soon at The T-Shirt Guy’s Website and don’t forget all orders come with a sticker!
