Posted on by Shannon Shark @metspolice

Is Matt Harvey being forced to sign baseballs at a Funeral Home? Probably not but let’s look.

Thanks to Jessie for sending this my way.

As it is a slow time for Mets news, we should really analyze this.

1. Matt seems to be looking trim lately.

2. He has sunglasses with him. Probably not in Soho.

3. Why is the other man in the photo dressed similarly? Similar shirt. Similar sunglasses.

 

4. Who are the two men with the series body language behind the Similarly Dressed Man? Is Matt being FORCED to sign?   Should we try to rescue him?

5.  Why isn’t Matt watching game films and working out.  If Matt Harvey was signing baseballs instead of….oh wait my point fell apart here.

6.  Where are they?  This looks like the kind of set-up you see at a Funeral Home!  Are they at a funeral home?  Why is Matt Harvey being forced to sign autographs at a  funeral home?  Should we rescue him?

7.  What’s this?  Are the going to force Matt to sign this too?  At a funeral home?

Hopefully Matt is OK.  Right now he does not have a full time employer, although he’s welcome to take over weekends here at Mets Police.  Have Boras call me.