Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets reportedly interested in whoever Andrew Miller is

Whoa the Mets are “reportedly interested” in Andrew Miller!  Who is Andrew Miller?   You tell me.  I’ll wait……..

Well, he’s either a RW for the Carolina Hurricanes (there is such a guy) or some sort of reliever who has been in the league since 2006 without me noticing him.  He will be 34 in May.  ARE YOU NOT EXCITED?  Tickets on sale now.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Holy crap Red Bulls, you screwed the pooch.  It’s too complicated to explain, but basically the RBNYs need to win 4-0 Thursday or they are out of the playoffs.  If Atlanta scored the Red Bulls are pretty much out.  Like I said it’s complicated, but that’s gonna make for lousy skippable TV.  Sorry MLS.

It is Day 12 of Noah Syndergaard not being traded because they are not trading him no matter how many articles you write.

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I am not feeling well…I think I have….

THE VIRUS!   Hopefully I will feel better soon.