Posted on by Shannon Shark @metspolice

Mets Police Morning Laziness: the stunning reason the Mets can’t trade Syndergaard, Mets should sign Harper and other clickbait!

SLACKISH REACTION:  No YOU wrote all your blog posts last night with a buzz on.

Jeez, what did I post…..

Looks like I asked Jeff to spend like $200 million on Bryce Harper.

Looks like I think Brandon Nimmo should be the face of the franchise.

But hey at least I didn’t challenge my star player’s car game like Wags did to Ces.

Familiarize yourself with this black road swoosh jersey so when we talk about the blue road swoosh jersey later you have some context.

Speaking of jerseys, I think it was known that I am hosting the Uniforms Panel at the Queens Baseball Convention, but I am told I am also hosting Meet The Mets Execs.  I wonder if Wags will come by to be my bromance.  Someone named Keith Hernandez is also coming to QBC with Edgardo Alfonzo and Ed Kranepool.

I was mentally writing the list for Metsivus and the Airing of Greivances while in the shower this morning.   You and I know that’s a sexy mental image you have right now, do not deny me.  Let me know if you have any to add (tell me on twitter @metspolice or Facebook page, although they might sell your information to the Russians or Spotify.

I will also have a separate post about this later, but to reward you for reading The Laziness, I will play my card now.

And Thor’s comment…