Welcome to Metsivus, and The Airing Of Grievances. As always, the Airing comes from a place of love, but sometimes we all need to vent.
In no particular order….
Howie Rose
“Hodges Moment” really?
Mickey Hodges
Dude, you had a huge lead early. All you had to do was manage this at a .500 level and you would have won 86 games . You really let the wheels come off bro.
SNY Social Media Guy who loves clickbait
I think Noah finally got through to you. OMG stop trading Syndergaard for clicks. I think you did a lot of damage to your brand this summer and might have murdered it during the Winter Meetings. You have actually become a punch line, but hey it works for Fox News.
Harold Kaufman, Mets director of communications.
Send me all the press releases, or send me none. Sending me most but not all is maddening. And include an image. I am tired of drawing people and I’m not good at it.
Mr. Met
Why does he even exist? Does anyone like him? All I know is Noah Syndergaard follows me on twitter and I’m on #TeamThor so let’s get rid of Mr. Met and make Mrs. Met the mascot. Until Thor blocks me, then I may retract this paragraph. Oh that reminds me, I almost forgot…
The Toddfather
I would have been so mad had I forgotten Todd. And I did forget Todd in the first pass. I went back to clean up some of the post, and decided to add in Mr. Met for laughs after a serious part I have now omitted…and mentioning twitter reminded me of Todd.
Todd has me blocked. Now the first time I was blocked after I commented on some of the groovy offerings at the Todd Frazier Store…like this winner…
Cool, right? But then I noticed before the Little League Whatever Its Called Williamsport Game – hey did you know Todd once played in the LLWS – I was unblocked. But then right after the game BLOCKED AGAIN. What was that bro, a PR campaign during your coronation? It just makes me come at you harder now. Busting on t-shirts, who cares…you think Darren cares? But now I have to point out things like your stats and how you admittedly lie to umpires and now you’re Lyin’ Todd Frazier – Sad.
Gary Cohen
No, I am not making a Net Negative tie in, I’m more upset about this summer’s lazy home run calls. Don’t coast into the Hall Gare. Mix it up. Not every ball is to the track and to the wall. Sometimes fewer words are better on the tee vee.
Matt Harvey
Aw come on man, don’t sign on the West Coast. How am I going to do the VERY popular TDK Recaps if you don’t even start until 10:15.
Dom The Alarm Smith
Set an alarm man! I think you kinda both screwed your career AND the 2018 Mets all in one day.
Wags
You are killing this team for the 2020s. The farm for Cano? At 36? Off a PED suspension? I know, I know, we got a closer and Cano was the throw in. So you went out and signed….another closer…..that had taken a DV suspension once but nobody cares about that…..anyway, you have no 1B and can’t even field a major league OF. I know Jeff is fooled, but boy the guys at CAA are gonna be laughing with you when you go back there after this disaster.
The Virus.
I’m gonna miss typing The Virus. I’m gonna miss Virus Guy and is wonderful conspiracies. Oh, and why did the Rockies cut ties with him again?
Me.
Hey isn’t this just the same post as the Mets Turkeys post? And why are you always complaining? Let the Murph thing go already. And your site always has typos as if you are crunching posts at 6 in the morning before running out the door, or doing quick posts in the bathroom while working a real job or standing on a Path train or something. Your site sucks and nobody should read it. Plus if Metsivus is like Festivus then this post should have been on Sunday.
Happy Festivus. Hopefully next year’s post will be about how the World Series Parade ran late and how I am still blogging because they wore black uniforms the day they won the World Series and because of that I couldn’t still blog.
