Mets name Jacob deGrom Opening Day starter

Mets Police has learned that Jacob deGrom will be the Mets Opening Day starter. You may recall JDG won the Cy Young Award in 2018, so this seems a good choice.

Fans of The Opener probably want to see Paul Sewald, but fans of The Opener are stupid and will destroy baseball with their silly ways.

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