Hey jerkfaces,
Brandon Nimmo was sick. Throwing up.
I know you like to LOLMets – hell I LOVE to LOLMets, but the difference is I know how to pick my spots.
This is a man, a very nice man but all accounts, and he was sick. And your instinct is to make jokes. A bunch of useless beat reporters and the jerks at Deadspin all writing the same stupid article. Every site, the same content.
Shame on you all.