SLACKISH REACTION: Last night my daughter got a flat tire in a safe place. She called AAA and I headed out to meet her. The AAA guy, whose name I didn’t get, was very cool and came quickly and was super helpful. I thanked him and said I hope the rest of his night was quiet.
He then said he was home and came out for this run. He had been dealing with trying to determine what to do about his 14 year old dog who he thought it might be time to put to sleep. Like last night, or today. OMG. I asked the dogs name, her name is Chloe.
So sir, I thank you, and who knows, maybe you’re a Mets fan who likes making fun of Matt Harvey and you’ll see this and know someone gave a hoot about you and Chloe.
OK now that we’re all crying…
…let’s change the subject by making fun of Matt Harvey. I don’t know what it is about this picture but it’s just not cool. It’s trying way too hard. You see it and kind of think this guy might be a dick. That’s always been TDKoala’s problem – he almost has it, but he doesn’t have it, but he thinks he has it. Like this…
Remember that? Oooh Matt gets laid sometimes, he’s so cool.
Anyway let’s see what’s going on in Metstropolis…
Oh yeah the Mets signed Carlos Gomez to a minor league deal. That’s part of Wags’ Even More New Culture in which the Mets don’t cheap out and just hope that things work out.
Did you see Brandon Nimmo actually had a virus and his sickness had nothing to do with chicken. So all you jerkhole beat reporters can now double apologize.
The Syracuse Mets will play as the Butter Somethings…I just don’t care but here’s the info.
The Mets have a Starting $5.75 ticket promotion. Or it might be $6.50 I dunno.
NOT LINKING: There are some horrific articles today ranging from one of the Who Cares guys predicting the Mets will win the East to the AAIMBR saying the Mets need more players. Thanks for the insight guys.
SATURDAY 1pm vs Astros: WPIX and MLBN, WCBS Radio
SUNDAY 1pm at Cardinals : WCBS Radio. Game is on Cardinals TV if you have MLB.TV and aren’t blacked out.
MONDAY SS vs Red Sox 1pm: SNY and MLBN
