I will start with Mets stuff since this is Mets Police.
GARY COHEN VS. THE NET NEGATIVE
Gary Cohen called Daniel Murphy a Net Negative. Murphy then had two great seasons for the Nationals, and an OK last year. Was Gary right? Will Murph prove him wrong? Tune in this weekend to see who wins the war or words vs actions.
WHY DOESN’T GARY COHEN MENTION THE 7 LINE ARMY?
Am I really suggesting baseball build around Gary Cohen? Yes. Yes I am. Gary is on TV every night in Market One. Fuel the flames.
So let me get this right…there is a big section of fans wearing matching t-shirts that every other announcer mentions but Gary never does? WHAT? Learn more here at the 39 minute mark.
So yeah, announcer in MARKET ONE vs. the fans? That’s some high quality WWE level entertainment. Lean in. And the more Gary hates it the better. The telecast will only get that much more entertaining. Do your thing Barstool.
PETE ALONSO IS BETTER THAN AARON JUDGE
There is no doubt that Pete Alonso is better than Aaron Judge. No doubt at all. Don’t agree? Flame my Facebook page. Tweet angrily at me. Call the old guy on the radio you insist on listening too. Have Michael Kay call me a moron. Call Stephen A. Smith. AND have the Mets vs. Yankees on your TV next week and then let’s see what Pete vs. Aaron can do in the Home Run Derby.
Speaking of Home Runs..
CHRISTIAN YELICH IS A BETTER BET AT BEING MLB’s STAR THAN TROUT
So a few things here. This morning I couldn’t remember his name. I was stuck at Guy on Brewers who has a lot of HRs and I think he won the MVP. That’s on YOU baseball not me. Then for this post I spelled his name Yellich with Two Ls. Again that’s on baseball.
However he does have a ton of home runs. Let us hype that. He doesn’t play in the Pacific Time Zone so his ABs aren’t buried. Reigning MVP with power…and I understand some ladies think he is easy n the eyes. You should be marketing the hell out of this guy. You should also get the Brewers to trade him to one of the glamour teams. The NBA gets it.
Anyway all these home runs bring us to…
WHAT’S UP WITH THE BASEBALL?
Look MLB I know yo are scared but you should be leaning into this? Why is Yelich hitting so many home runs? Did MLB juice the baseball? Is there some other reason? (I will leave that there. Oh don’t act like we didn’t have the conversation in 1998.) Stoke the fires. get people talking. It worked in 1998. Lean in.
I blog about baseball 16 hours a day and can’t spell the name of the reigning MVP and I can name more Toronto Raptors than Blue Jays. That’s not me not paying attention, that’s baseball doing a really bad job.
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