I’ll skip the beats everyone else will do (the ESPN photo shoot, the giving the finger, etc). ICYMI Matt has been DFA’d by the Angels.
There was good…
There was the overgrown teenager who wanted us to know he was getting laid. He really wanted us to know he was getting laid. This was The Full Namath…except Joe won the Super Bowl and gets to be Joe Namath even 50 years later. Did Matt mention he was getting laid?
Mustache Matt
Burrito Night Oversleeping Apology Matt. I suspect Matt was a little too much into burritos during this period in New York.
The King
The ridiculous
Fatt Harvey
Personalized socks…
Time to go.
Exiled in practically Kentucky for a summer
Followed by a few months of being yelled at by The sweatshirt Bully
And the goddamn cover that ruined the man.
