Midday Musings

I am told I am not blogging enough today.  Sometimes even I have to work, and I am out of generics.

But I think the important news today is that the Senate is finally taking action on the scourge of Beach Umbrellas! Imagine if a 6 year old boy were killed by a Beach Umbrella while attending Garlic Festival…or if people at a Las Vegas concert were attached by an umbrella…or if an umbrella got loose at a school in Connecticut..I am sure the Senate would be all over it.

My question is now that we’ve cracked down on beach umbrellas, won’t the bad guys be the only ones with shade? Will we start to see unlicensed beaches with illegal umbrellas popping up?

Look, I don’t want to be a jerk to the one woman….but come on Senator…check today’s headlines man. Normally I’d agree that we can all multi-task but when it comes to important issues…apparently not.