Oh I’m sorry are you upset I said fuck on your timeline?
Well that’s what fucking Pete Alonso and the fucking Mets are fucking marketing right? Let’s stop being fucking coy Pete with the “true Mets fans” knowing what it stands for.
Let’s say the word. Fucking.
This is what fucking Pete and the fucking Mets want, right? Then let’s go all fucking in. I want fucking all of you to chant Let’s Fucking Go Mets at the game today. Who gives a fuck if there are fucking camps there this afternoon? Who gives a fuck if the broadcast is awkward? I could care fucking less.
Let’s fucking do this!
Darren, print up some fucking shirts and get fucking MLB to fucking approve them already. Get the army some F’s to hold up on camera!
When fucking Gelbs does a hit from the stands, run up behind him and chant Let’s Go Fucking Mets.
Mr. Met why don’t you start the fucking chant? Graphics department, let’s get a new fucking graphic for the scoreboard!
Say it with me. Let’s Go Fucking Mets! Let’s Go Fucking Mets!
Tom Seaver and David Wright will be fucking proud of what we’ve done to the fucking chant and the fucking brand. But the Mets never give a fuck about the fucking brand so why the fuck should you and I?
Let’s Go Fucking Mets. Don’t fucking go halfway Mets, Go fucking all in. Make the fucking playoffs and make fucking Joe Buck deal with it on national TV.
Fucking Pete Alonso has asked for your support, and true fucking Mets fans know what the F is for, so let’s stop dancing around it.
It’s Let’s Go Fucking Mets you fucking want Pete? Then Let’s Go Fucking Mets you shall fucking have. Fuck yeah!!!!
